I Might Have ADD
I just might have ADD. Let me know what you think. Here’s the breakdown of my unusual morning.
11:33 am: Woke up. I know, I know. Please do not be jealous of or judge me. This never happens – I never sleep this late. It’s terribly exhilarating, extremely guilt inducing; nevertheless, I feel like a new human.
11:47 am: Brushed my teeth. Must. Do. This. Upon. Awakening. Certain members of my household who have a dentist for a father wait until after breakfast. Ew.
11:52 am: Piled all the books I am reading onto bed with Bible. Shoot, I need coffee.
11:53 am: Poured coffee grinds into coffee pot and almost seasoned them with Cayenne Pepper (again) instead of Cinnamon.
11:55 am: Back to bed, where I checked twitter, facebook, with my bible on my lap. I should light a candle, I thought, Voluspa candles smell so good and that would be nice.
12:16 pm: Have read the same sentence in my Bible 14 times and also called my brother to chat. Forgot coffee, so must go get that.
12:17 pm: Coffee poured, Ashley hungry… And since I am too lazy to make breakfast, I’ll get down the peanut butter pretzels. Salt. Sweet. Yum.
12:18 pm: Back to bed, which I feel embarrassed about – I am a 31 year old woman still in bed on a Monday… Oh! I got text messages…
12:31 pm: Back to 1 Kings (same sentence). I really need to wash my hair today… Dry Bar App open… Should I go today or go Thursday? Cody will know – I’ll text him.
12:46 pm: He’s not answering my text. How can I make this decision without him? I bet he’s in a meeting. What should I do? What if the app won’t hold my appointment? I’ll call him.
1:01 pm: I’ll just go today. Back to 1 Kings (next sentence). But now I am really hungry. I’ll just reheat leftovers. Turn oven on, pop in potatoes.
1:11 pm: Back in bed. Husband texts “I’m okay with either :)” Shew, cause I picked today at 4:30 pm. I better check twitter and look at foreclosures and check out that resort spa…
1:41 pm: Is something burning? What is that? Oh no! The potatoes! I pull them out of the oven and decide its time to get out of bed… which means I bring my blanket and phone with me to the table.
1:46 pm: Per request, emailed some tax stuff to handsome husband, dumped burnt potatoes on a plate, sat at table… Oooh, my laptop is open – I should write a blog!
2:17pm: Here we are.
2:22 pm: Done with these disgusting potatoes… back to bed where I plan to actually read 1 Kings and all the other books on my bed before 3:30pm when I have to shower and drive to the Dry Bar.
How many of you think this will actually happen? Anyone else have these mornings, er… afternoons?
TAKEAWAY: Its actually quite fun to be so inefficient. Must. Do. This. More.